Sunday, September 5, 2010

litanya ala block A

_tj: joey, knock knock, pramis, nakakatawa to. knock knock.

_joey: ewan ko sa yo.

_tj: ayaw mo? bahala ka. its not my loss.

_joey: haha. sa totoo lang dun ako natawa.

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_mon: lam mo, kung mayaman lang sana ako, pinag-aral na kita.

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_tj: di ba, pag past tense, naglaba. pag present, naglalaba. pag future.. magsasampay.

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_lesley: ang gwapo ni kuya jehad a. *dahil nagpa-gupit at nagpa-ahit*

_jehad: sa totoo lang labag to sa kalooban ko e.

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_sean: tapos ka na ba sa intrapersonal? este intrapartal pala.

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_CI: where is miss carpio?

_tj: curfew?

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_CI: noe, elaborate this.

_noe: elaborate mam?

_CI: oo, elaborate it.

_noe: mmm. elaborate mam?

_fred: elaborite, elaborite, okey na?

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_tina: sino ang pumatay kay magellan? it starts with an L.

_fred: lito lapid.

_tina: inuulit ito.

_fred: lito lito lapid lapid.

_tina: marami sila.

_fred: lito lapid and friends.

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_fred: mam short quiz sabi nio tas 35 points. di nio na lang ginawang 40 para sinulit sulit nio na.

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_CI: tj mag-ahit ka dyan.

_tj: mam kakaahit ko lang nung sabado mam.

_CI: iba ngayon.

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_CI: mr. paras your socks bakit white.

_tj: mr. paras you suck daw.

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_CI: noon, ang ginagamit nila ay bamboo para i-cut yung cord ng baby.

_fred: o, bamboo???

_jovilyn: basta kasi pag bamboo feel mo ikaw na.

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_CI: walang ambulansya kaya ung pasyente, nagtataxi na lang.

_jane: hala. patay na ung pasyente a.

_fred: iniisip nio kasi patay na.

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_CI: sinu na dito ang nakapunta ng US? mr. tuazon and ms. madarang di ba?

_fred: ako sir, sa mexico.. pampanga. sa new york.. cubao.

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_CI: dapat, huwag niong ikahiya ang school na pinanggalingan nio.

_fred: "maganda ba ung mga room nio doon?" "malaki.. ung gym."

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_fred: 80% of jokes are true.

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_CI: selfish.

_fred: yes sir. minsan nagtitinda rin ako ng baboy.

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_CI: acapen.

_fred: yakapen.

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_tj: another breastfeeding position is the football position. put your baby on your fore arm. apat na kamay..

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_vielle: yung fertile phase, pwedeng mag-occur agad after menstruation.

_erika: kelan yan?

_fred: mamaya.

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_tk: when can you record your menstrual days?

_vielle: sa kamay mo kung gusto mo! haha.

_fred: sa pader!

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_fred: this is the.. ahm, kasi yung ano..

_tj: english!

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_fred: mga bulakbol!

_karen valerie: weh? nagsao!

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_jovilyn: nakakainis ako na lang lagi tinatawag ni sir.

_jesebel: wen man.

_fred: sige, magreklamo kayo sa isa't isa imbes na kay sir.

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_romeo: mam kailangan pa ba talaga nung PHN book?

_CI: kasi gagamitin nio yan hanggang 4th year.

_tina: mam ako hanggang 4th year dala dala ko tong book.

_fred: dala dala mo hanggang 4th year? ako minsan iiwan ko rin sa bahay. haha.

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_mon: hindi naman talaga natin alam kung ano ang nursing e. bat kasi may mga nagkakasakit pa. sana ginawa na lang ni God na wala nang sakit.

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_CI: bat mo kasi inaasar ung mga kagrupo mo?

_mon: sir hindi kaya. tinuturuan ko pa nga sila eh.

_CI: siguro crush mo sila no?

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_mon: sir, subukan mong kumain sa kabila.

_CI: bakit, masarap ba dun?

_mon: may ginto ang pagkain nila dun. ang mahal e.

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_CI: its better talaga na bilhin nio ung book. ung accompanied by a CD.

_fred: mam sa national bookstore, may CD na nga may CD player pa!

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_CI: bugarin were you raising your hand?

_fred: ako mam?

_tina: sino pa bang bugarin dito?

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_CI: anong mahirap? diniscuss nman natin tong lahat. nasa libro pa. ano ang mahirap?

_noe: mahirap magrebyu.

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_CI: fourmula one. ano pang mga program?

_karen valerie: fourmula two.

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_CI: sa capping, ilang parents nio ang darating?

_fred: mam dalawa, sila pareho.

_tj: mam ako tatlo. kasama ung kabit. haha.

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_tina: mam ilang months na tiyan nio?

_CI: 3 months.

_tina: kelan expiry date? este due date?

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*sumisipa ng bola si noe sa volleyball*

_malou: noe han nga soccer dayta!

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_lesley: ang ganda ng scrapbook natin a, ung kulay ang sarap sa mata.

_fred: o, tikman mo. *sabay subo ng papel sa mata ni lesley*

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*mga vikings na girls tinitilian si sean habang sumasayaw*

_romeo: ang lalandi nio bata yan!! bata!!

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_CI: magkakahypertension ka pag sayote ang ulam mo araw araw.

_tina: totoo mam? nakakahighblood ang sayote?

_CI: oo.

_lesley: di nga?

_tj: sayote manen! inaldaw nga sayote!

_CI: ikaw ba nmang isang buwang sayote ang ulam mo araw araw hindi ka ba mahahighblood?
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*4:30pm*

_romeo: good luck sa inyong duty. kita kita mamayang umaga.

_vielle: ano? mamayang gabi!

_romeo: mamayang umaga!

_veille: mamayang gabi, hindi umaga! sus!

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_vielle: ang baho!

_ako: parang sunog na tae.

_fred: haha!

_vielle: wag kang tumawa, lumalala!
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*alice, lumipat ng upuan, sa loob ng jeep*

_fred: hoy! ginagawa mo ring bus to a! umaandar tawid ka nang tawid!

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_mon: ganito kumain ng oreo. buksan mo. tas dilaan mo. tas isawsaw mo. tas kainin mo.

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_CI: san si ritumalta? wala pa siya?

_mon: oo nga sir lagi na lang siyang nahuhuli.

_CI: sabihin nio kasi sa kanya, wag na siyang mag make up.

_fred: hindi sir, maganda lang talaga un.

_mon: lagi siyang nahuhuli kasi ganito siya maglakad. *naglakad nang parang penguin*

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*sa loob ng jeep*

_fred: may estudyante ba pag sabado?

_ako: anong tingin mu sa ten?

_lesley: may estudyante pero walang discount.

_fred: manong bayad. estudyante, nag-aaral mabute!

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_CI: magbigay nga kayo ng gamot for ulcer.

_romeo: pagkain.

_vielle: sky flakes.

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_CI: mula sa chicken, anong makukuha mong sakit?

_romeo: chicken pox.

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_caila: ang liit ko no.

_ako: ano bang height mo?

_caila: 4.

_ako: ako kaya?

_caila: siguro 5"2". eh ako. ang liit ko talaga.

_ako: mukha ka kayang matangkad pag malayo.

_caila: e di dapat lagi akong malayo.

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_CI: miss patacsil. maingay ka.

_tina: mam ako lang? lahat naman kami.

_CI: ikaw ang naririnig ko diyan.

_tina: mam sige tatahimik na ako.

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_joey: mam may tendonitis po ako.

_CI: may tendonitis ka?

_ako: magpapayat ka na kasi.

_karen valerie: oo kasi ang bigat. haha.

_joey: haha. oo nga no.

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_candidate for SSC [cyrus]: yan ang aming mga platforms. any questions?

_roy: and, sa uniform pala.

_candidate for SSC [cyrus]: ay, oo. inaamag na rin ba mga damit mo sa bahay?

_roy: oo.

_fred: buti ako pina-ukay ukay ko na!

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_tina: sino ung si julius barias?

_candidate for SSC [cyrus]: yung sa intrams, yung nagbasketball.

_vin: si JB. justin bieber.

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__candidate for SSC [cyrus]: yung soundsystems, sa apat na taon na nandito ako ganun pa rin. pati yung gym, naka isang pintura lang ata sa apat na taon na andito ako.

_vin: si jehad, limang taon nang ganun ang nakikita!

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_vielle: hindi nakapasok si miss venezuela sa top 15.

_aiselyne: oo, kasi sila lagi ang nakukuha.

_ako: last year sila rin nanalo. tas before nun sila din.

_joey: kelan nanalo si ano.. si..

_ako: si gloria diaz?

_joey: oo.

_ako: 1954. ewan.

_romeo: 1970s.

_vielle: 1900s. hindi. nung panahon ng giyera siya nanalo.

_romeo: kasi wala nang iba. haha.

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_lesley: no permit no exam.

_roy: wala akong ID. magbabayad na ako. okey lang ba pag walang ID?

_vin: okey lang yan. sabihin mo, "hindi nio ba ako kilala?!"

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_jovilyn: sir, magchecheck ka ba ng notebook ngaun?

_karen valerie: sus. bukas na!

_jovilyn: hindi ka nagsusulat no?

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_PE teacher: 14-16 lang ang feathers ng shuttlecock. may nagsulat ba ng 20 diyan?

_karen valerie: mulawin na un a!

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_ako: hinahanap ka ng bisita ng pasyente ko.

_JP: ha? sinu?

_ako: ewan.

_JP: hindi. sikat kasi ako.

_ako: me ganung factor?

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_emily: ui. anung dadalhin bukas sa RD?

_fred: sarili mo.

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_joey: mam yung apron ganu kalaki?

_fred: yung kasya sa yo.

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_erika: mam pwedeng maki-sit in muna?

_tj: akalain nio un. alas diyes kami nadismiss, balik daw kami ala una. inggit kayo no?

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_CI: dapat dalawa ang scar nio. kumpleto nio ba yung dose?

_jehad: mam wala naman. pwede pang humabol?

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_fred: "you're the victim of the crime. too much love will kill you.."

_jehad: ui si jovit o!

_mon: look alike!

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_fred: mam pwede bang gumawa ng sariling tea bag?

_vin: yung medyas mo.

_vielle: stocking!

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_CI: hindi nio ba talaga nababasa?

_jovilyn: pramis mam ang labo nitong photocopy.

_CI: wala talaga kayong nababasa ni isang word?

_vin: personal social, fine motor, language, grluzawitoqas.

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_CI: ano pang kayang sabihin ni baby? mama. dada. ano pa?

_vin: brother.

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_CI: what's "reservoir"?

_noe: bahay.

_CI: anung bahay? ganyan ba kayo sumagot?

_noe: bahay mam.

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_tj: mam hindi kami naligaw dahil dun sa mga tae.

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_alice: ang sikip nitong sleeping bag. wag na lang kaya natin ipasok ang sarili natin dito.

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_doktora: alam mo bang bawal ang mataba dito?

_joey: opo mam.

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_ako: oi magbihis na raw kayo sabi ni sir.

_tj: sabihin mo sa kanya magbibihis ako kung kelan ko gusto!

*narinig ni sir*

_tj: tara bihis na tayo a.

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_doc: eto (joey) ang ganda niya pag payat siya. di ba?

_tj: ako po gwapo pag mataba.

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*kausap si fred sa phone*

_vielle: fred, ano, bibili ka ng extension wire? para mula sa saksakan ipagkonek konek natin hanggang sa higaan natin.

_fred: ***

_vielle: ha? sa TS ka bibili? baka naman isang gabi lang puputok na yan.

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_mon: tignan mo nga kung may media diyan sa labas. magsusuot kasi ako ng nike baka magalit ang adidas.

_ako: ano sila, sponsor?

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_doktora: ikaw jehad, anong ginawa mo nung pinagalitan kita?

_jehad: mam. umalis, tapos pumunta sa may bintana, tumingin sa labas at tumulo ang luha.

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*justin bieber and sean kingston on the radio*

_tj: eto ang bagong lyrics niyan. "shortie is an incy wincy spider!"

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