Volcano Kills Santa: Christmas Cancelled

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This was a pretty creative photo shoot of Santa. Poor big elf, never knew what hit him. He didn't know how to react to hot situations, whereas something simple like an avalanche in the North Pole wouldn't have been any trouble for the poor guy at all.

That wasn't an alcohol related situation now was it? I can't tell what those cans are in his hands or lying around his body. Hope Santa has a backup. There are plenty of people looking for jobs this year, so maybe sending a resume up to the North Pole could land you a gig.

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Rudolf Tattooing Grimacing Santa Claus

Bizarre Art

This image of Santa grimacing while being tattooed by the sadistic Rudoph is too funny. And how about that skull bandana Rudolph is wearing? Very cool.

As for Santa, it doesn't seem he is built for too much tolerance for pain, as he looks like he's either being a big baby about it or Rudolph is doing a little more to him then we know. Bad Rudolph!

One thing going for this Santa though is those huge muscles. Maybe that's from all those rides in the sleigh holding the reins through the centuries.

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Gothic Christmas Cards | Sexy Gothic Woman as Gift

Gothic Christmas Cards

Now here's a very sexy and well done Gothic Christmas card. I love the girl wrapped up as a present. What guy will care about the other presents when she's under the tree?

Great outfit she's wearing as well.

Having said all that, it may sound dumb, but I love how those presents were made to look, as they were really done in a believable way. Overall a great Goth Christmas card image.

Gothic Christmas Cards

Gothic Christmas Cards | Dark Christmas

Gothic Christmas Cards

Now maybe the one who made this Christmas care takes their Goth a little too seriously. But it does have its own sense of humor if you can see it.

How about that dark angel at the top, and of course the cutting off of all pine needles to bare the tree? I guess she practices what she preaches.

Now about those bony legs with the fishnet stockings...

Gothic Christmas Cards

Gothic Christmas Cards | Naughty Girl

Gothic Christmas Cards

This is a pretty funny gothic Christmas card, if you've got that strange sort of sense of humor.

It is funny looking at that naughty little girl (who we've all met as some time).

And when you read the promise of "unexpected delights," you're sure this little gothic girl is going to provide them for you.

Gothic Christmas Cards

Funny Christmas Cards | Baby Santa

Funny Christmas Cards

This has got to be one of the funniest and cutest Christmas cards I've ever seen, and it just doesn't get any better than a baby in the tub with soap bubbles being used for a beard.

Now this little guy must have some great discipline to get him to pose long enough to get the shot.

Funny Christmas Cards

Funny Christmas Cards | Bill O'Reilly

Funny Christmas Cards

Whether you like the guy or not, this is a hilarious Christmas card showing Bill O'Reilly from Fox News putting a gun in your face and ordering you to say the word "Christmas."

And as it shows at the bottom, inside the card it says, "You're either with Christmas or you're with the terrorists." Funny!

I like that mischievous look in O'Reilly's eyes as he's making his demands.

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Funny Christmas Cards | Cat Meowy Christmas

Funny Christmas Cards

This was a great Christmas card find, and admittedly it isn't that weird, but it was fun to see the meowy Christmas message from our feline friends.

Now who says you can't herd cats? It sure looks like they lined up great for this shot. Then again, I'm sure it's only because they wanted to.

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Strange Christmas Cards | Monkey Thinking?

Strange Christmas Cards

Here's a very strange Christmas card with a monkey seemingly sitting there thinking on life ... or something.

In reality it is a type of gag Christmas card which is meant to puzzle you, and most people it does. Read it and see if there is something you can come up with as to its meaning.

The words in the card give clues, you just have to look at them and find out what they're telling you.

Strange Christmas Cards

Funny Christmas Cards | Santa Stuckin Chimney

Funny Christmas Cards

What a fun Christmas card. It not only portrays what all of us have imagined one time: Santa getting stuck in the Chimney, but Santa getting stuck in a chimney in the age of citizen journalists; in this case his reindeer being the citizen journalists. Funny!

What's really funny to me is the question asked by Santa, and all the reindeer partipating by using cell phones to capture the moment.

Funny Christmas Cards

Strange Christmas Cards | Cowgirl Holding Guns

Strange Christmas Cards

I've been on a run with the guns, so I'll continue that theme with strange Christmas cards.

Here we have what looks like a vintage Christmas card with a cowgirl with very short shorts. And it looks like she knows how to handle a gun. Hehe.

If you have anyone in your family that enjoys western, a card like this would be a lot of fun to send them.

Strange Christmas Cards

Strange Christmas Cards | Dog Holding Gun

Strange Christmas Cards

The strangest thing to me about this Christmas card isn't that a dog is holding the gun, it's that you have no idea when looking at it, other than at the bottom where it says "A Happy Christmas to You."

Fun. What they're trying to do I guess is show Santa's going to have a hard time getting by this time around. Sheesh. Take it easy, nobody has to receive presents if they don't want to.

That aside, this is a cool picture; although definitely strange. It's not a Christmas card I expect any of us will get in the mail.

Strange Christmas Cards

Tattoos | Man Wants to Donate Body to Taxidermist

Tattoos

Geoff Osling has decided to attempt a bizarre action, where he wants to donate his body (upon death) to a taxidermist in order to have it preserved indefinitely at Australia’s National Gallery.

Having a look at good old Geoff, I think the rest of us people would prefer you die quietly and let your tattoos return to dust - hehe. But I guess if anyone would have you Geoff, more power to you. But isn't there a better way to attempt to achieve immortality than having yourself stuffed for posterity?

Anyway, strange idea. As far as Osling's tattoos, he's been having a tattoo artist named 'eX de Medici' work on them over the last 20 years.



Tattoos

Bizarre Thanksgiving | Bear for Dinner

Bizarre Thanksgiving

No, I didn't mean "bear meat" for Thanksgiving dinner, I meant a bear coming as a guest to dinner to share in the Turkey meal.

Somehow I think you're goin got have to have a little more on the table then normal to feed this hungry guest. After all, you don't want to end up being the meal the bear celebrates Thanksgiving with ... do you?

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Bizarre Giant Christmas Stockings

Bizarre Christmas Stockings

Now this is my type of Christmas stocking, knowing I've been good this year. I'm sure Santa would find it easy to fill this up with gifts and other goodies based on my wonderful behavior. Hehe.

They are a great gag gift though, and would be fun to hang up and fill with all sort of interesting surprises for Christmas day.

Heck, they seem as big as Santa's bag itself. I think he'd have to run back more than once to the North Pole if he had too many of those to deliver.

Bizarre Christmas Stockings